Question of the Day: String Theory

July 1st, 2009

Why does string theory make people so hysterically angry? Were polemicists in 1908 writing lengthy screeds decrying Einstein for being “not even wrong”? Did anyone ever metaphorically egg Schrödinger’s house? I get that some people find Michio Kaku annoying for his triumphalism and kneww-jerk defensiveness, but nobody condemns quantum computing or nanotech research just because Ray Kurzweil is a shrieking moron.

Ok, so that was three questions. Whatever. Discuss amongst yourselves, all three of you.

Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-06-28

June 28th, 2009
  • Bike people: any experience with bottom bracket conversion kits? I've got a one-piece crank I might switch out for something more adaptable. #
  • Speaking of bikes, I'm pondering this in Burgundy: http://www.bikesdirect.com/products/windsor/clockwork.htm #
  • This week, I will hang my curtains and at least two of my art pieces. FOR THE EMPEROR! #
  • I hate babies, so I'm gonna call this one a win, given the crosshairs. RT @fortyseven: http://twitpic.com/80rxoI #
  • http://twitpic.com/81eay – #safetysigns #guitarwolf #
  • RT @serafinowicz: Happy Motherfuckers Day! #
  • DRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEE. #
  • http://twitpic.com/83fdi#
  • I'm not as angry or stabby as Friday, but I still don't really feel like going to work today. #
  • RANT ALERT! Guess what, guys? I'm not too happy with the Boston Metro today: http://www.tobascodagama.com/?p=468 #
  • Oh, shit, they're on to me: http://bit.ly/10nlnO #
  • Craig Kilborn is a tool, but Sir Ian McKellan is awesome in this clip: http://bit.ly/tcOTF
    (via Blake Stacey) #
  • Man, I'd forgotten how jittery caffeine makes me when I get back on it after abstaining for a while. #
  • YES. RT @jephjacques: I believe it is now safe to reveal to you my next t-shirt design: http://is.gd/19yyl #
  • Oof. My surge protector informs me that my outlet is ungrounded. This displeases me. #
  • I want to play Fallout 3, but I don't want to plug my PC into an ungrounded outlet. Bah. #
  • RT @fortyseven: I fully support the combining of TF2 audio with non-TF2 things: http://bit.ly/ILWSR #
  • Plunge taken. Just purchased a new bike from THE INTERTUBES. While we all wait for it to arrive, enjoy some cycleporn: http://is.gd/19P1S #
  • An hour of bass practice: good. An hour of bass practice around 1 am: less good. #
  • New bike is shipped. Huzzah! I should have it next week. #
  • Does anybody know anything about the Iran "bullet fee" story? http://is.gd/1aGr7 It's suspicious. Why just this one guy and not others? #
  • Calling #iranelection a wingnut "cause célèbre", as I just did, is probably inaccurate. The wingnuts obviously think of it as a casus belli. #
  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN. #
  • Complacence, Ohio #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Godspeed You! Taupe Middle Manager #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Apples in Mono #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Cupcake #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Gordon Sumner #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Acquiesce to the Machine #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Recycling #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Gogol Cathedral #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Harpsichord Puppy #coolbandsmadeadorable #guitarwolf #
  • Lead Balloon #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • The Magnetic Backyards #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • The Fit-ins #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • The Steering Committee Funkadelic #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Hush #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • The Saddies =( #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • The Chaste Pistols #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Tower of Flour #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Creedence Clearwater Florida #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • De-intelligentdesign #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Shouting at Unarmed Men #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • Dropcloth Murphys #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • My Twitter feed looks like friggin' St. Patrick's Day. #
  • Comment time again. TEH TWITTARZ HAZ CHANG'D EBRYFING!!!!! http://is.gd/1c2oe #
  • For further clarification, this is pretty much my opinion on this whole Twitter insanity: http://is.gd/1c2EG #
  • A friendly reminder: http://is.gd/1cdcx #
  • Looking at nutritional info for purchased food is terrifying. 2000 mg of salt in a sandwich? 1500 mg in a salad? Is that really necessary? #
  • For a Few Nickels More #hobofilms #
  • Oh Brother, Can You Spare a Dime? #hobofilms #
  • Moon 2: Electric Boogaloo #unnecessarysequels (Too soon?) #
  • Breakin' 3: Electric Jamboree #unnecessarysequels Breakin' 4: Breakin' into Boxcars #hobofilms #
  • Transporter 4: Ridin' the Rails #unnecessarysequels #hobofilms #
  • "Hey, what did you think of Moon?" http://www.tobascodagama.com/?p=471 #
  • RT @mattfraction: you know what? fuck it, hollywood. You're ALL nominees! #
  • THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH meets MADEA GOES TO JAIL #worstpitchesever #
  • Ben Stiller in Night at the Holocaust Museum #worstpitchesever #
  • http://twitpic.com/8fa7a – Pasta sauce in progress. Remembered the tomato paste this time. #
  • New plan. Whenever I feel guilty about crazy emo-mails I've sent, I'll check Psychotic Letters from Men to remind myself I'm not THAT bad. #
  • On the other hand, http://psychoticlettersfrommen.blogspot.com is also reminding me of what a dipshit I used to be until quite recently. #
  • RT @serafinowicz: The weather here is so muggy you could drink coffee out of it. #
  • This Downfall meme clip is totally meta: http://bit.ly/eyM9a #
  • Guys, I have totally had it with these monkey-fightin' snakes on this Monday to Friday plane. #
  • Toscanini's ice cream for the friggin' win. #
  • On a whim, I combined port with absinthe. It's tasty, but I'm pretty sure I'll be hallucinating (?) Lovecraftian horrors before midnight. #
  • Dirty Jobs is an amazing show. Mike Rowe was just giving pedicures to cows. #
  • Iä! Iä! http://bit.ly/WPa2z #
  • The old bike has been re-cranked! Huzzah! Now to figure out what to do with it when the new one arrives. #
  • Whatever became of John Romero? #

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Movie Review: Moon

June 24th, 2009

The trailers for Moon are pretty clearly advertising a movie with a twist. This is worth talking about, because it explains why I enjoyed it so much.

There are two ways you can do a twist. First, there’s the Planet of the Apes/M. Night Shyamalan way, where the twist comes at the end. The action proceeds much like a standard film. There will be hints that something is weird, perhaps, but for the most part the story’s structure resembles any other mystery story. Then, at the end, either as the denouement itself or as an epilogue, the twist is revealed and all is made clear. Either way, the twist changes what we saw before but ultimately ends the story; if done right, all the loose ends are tied.

That type of twist has been the most popular of late, to the point where people seem to expect it even in works that clearly don’t intend to operate that way. I think this is why a lot of people gave up on Lost, because they expected to have a sudden reveal that explains everything and wraps a bow on the story. The show isn’t telling that kind of story, but that’s a rant for another day.

Moon isn’t telling that kind of story, either, and that’s what made it such a great film. Moon tips its hand early, which if you’re expecting a Shyamalan twist will make you say, “Is that it?” Well, no, that’s not it. Because just as soon as you, clever audience member, work out what’s going on, the movie says, “Good for you, clever, audience member! You figured it out. But stay seated, because we’re not done.”

And that, to me, is the essence of good science fiction. Good sci fi takes the world as you know it, twists it, and then asks itself, “What next?” Moon is good sci fi because it doesn’t dwell on the twist and instead explores the “What next?” The result is a very compelling film, an excellent character study concerning questions of identity that explores an interesting question without ever trying to provide something as trivial as an answer.

So, that said, what about the details? Obviously, being something of a psychological study, the film rests on Sam Rockwell’s performance, but in my opinion he completely nailed it. The movie asked a lot of him, and he delivered it. His Sam Bell character remains consistent despite the variations he needs to go through. GERTY, the mining station’s AI played by Kevin Spacey, manages to display more range than you’d expect from an AI, especially in a film that invites comparisons to 2001 as Moon does, perhaps because it invites that comparison. GERTY remains something of an enigma throughout, obsessed with following his programming yet never fitting into any of the stock movie AI molds. Visually, it’s incredible. Kudos to the science advisor, because the external shots are not only stunning but display accurate physics. The shots of the harvesters spraying rock behind them, in particular, really convey a feeling of being in space, with the debris floating away in the gentle, parabolic arcs of low gravity vacuum that look subtly but distinctly different to what we’re used to on earth. (The interiors obviously break the low gravity rules, but there’s not really a way to avoid that on the budget they had.) Finally, the score was incredible. It’s persistent, but always in the background and appropriately atmospheric. It does a fabulous job of setting the tone for the film.

So, yeah, A+. Would watch again.

Two Faces of the Boston Metro

June 22nd, 2009

My bike is in the shop at the moment with a broken crank, waiting for the replacement part (it’s a one-piece crankset, which evidently needs to be special ordered) to come in, so for now I’m T bound again. I moved recently, and my new T commute isn’t as bad as the old one, but I still want my damned bike back.

Anyway, the point of bringing it up is that I found myself on the T this morning, which means I was surrounded by people reading the free Boston Metro daily newspaper. “What”, you, gentle reader, may wonder, “was today’s cover story?” Good question! Was it Iran? Certainly, there must have been enough over the weekend to provide a solid cover story. Protests, people dying, oppressive totalitarian regimes. Front page stuff.

But no. The cover story was MOTHERFUCKING JON AND KATE AND I HATE THAT I EVEN KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE AND I WISH THEY AND EVERYONE WHO GIVES HALF A SHIT ABOUT THEIR LIVES WOULD DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.

So there was that.

Worse still, it was one of those irritating navel-gazing stories where the paper chides them for airing their relationship disputes in the media. NEWS FLASH, DIPSHITS: you are the media. Don’t pretend you’re some objective third party when you’re reporting on yourselves. This has been one of the most irritating things about our Broderian era of journalism. The media orobouros feeds forever on itself while complaining about its bland, unvaried diet. Well, guess what, if you took your head out of your ass (the media orobouros feeds from the rear end) for a minute and actually reported one something other than yourselves, maybe you’d have other things to cover. If the whole fucking Jon and Kate media blitz inanity really upsets you, then starve them. Stop reporting on them. This is in your power. But, of course, you don’t actually want to stop, do you?

No, you don’t. You love that vapid bullshit because it’s easy. And that’s fine, because people obviously are willing to read it. Just strop pretending to hate it, stop pretending the coverage is beneath you, stop pretending you’re a legitimate news organisation.

But then they also carried, buried a few pages in, a genuinely quite good — if woefully short — article about Scientology’s President, David Miscavige, and his habit of beating the shit out of his employees.

So… Does that count for a stay of execution? Fuck no. Burn the worthless rag to the ground anyway. But save the guy who wrote that one article.

Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-06-21

June 21st, 2009
  • D&D character is finally rolled! Huzzah. #
  • Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter had its moments, but it was kind of a letdown overall. #
  • http://twitpic.com/7fusw – Look what I did! #
  • Six-String Samurai was pretty rad, but it would have been much better had Buddy stabbed that fucking kid in the first scene. #
  • Go cry, emo kid. #
  • The story of my life: http://bit.ly/tDg6Q
    (Note: this is not actually the story of my life.) #
  • Trying out Tweetie, since Nambu went to shit. I like it so far. #
  • IMPORTANT RECORD PLAYER UPDATE: Now listening to my roommate's Elvis Costello LPs. #
  • http://www.besse.at/sms/plants.gif #
  • In which I observe that Wingnuts speak a dialect almost, but not quite, entirely unlike English: http://is.gd/13Dun #
  • If any of you folks enjoy PC RPGs, take note of this deal from Bethesda & Valve: http://store.steampowered.com/sub/1682/ #
  • Go round mum's. Get Liz back. Sort life out. #
  • Man, the Dave Clark Five are totally underrated. Especially some of their non-hit tracks. #
  • RT @bengoldacre: Airport security theatre is such a tedious waste of time: shoes off touch toes rah rah rah http://tr.im/oMAF #
  • Folks, as long as you keep seeing bullshit misogynist "comedies", people will keep making them. Just sayin'. #
  • People who drive in the city piss me off: http://bit.ly/CQ89A #
  • This is rad: http://www.splitreason.com/product/760 #
  • Dell guy is in my office replacing an exploded power supply. I wonder how much more than me he gets paid. #
  • Stupid broken crank is gonna cost me like a week of bike time. Replacement part needs to be special-ordered. #
  • Rebecca Watson inspired the Guitar Wolf song Cosmic Space Girl. #untruerebeccafacts #guitarwolf #
  • Night of the Living #nicerfilmtitles #
  • There Will Be Bunnies #nicerfilmtitles #
  • At least we don't have a socialist health care system that rations services, amirite? http://is.gd/15hSs #
  • RT @jonathancoulton: Hey, um, do we have an exit strategy for these green Twitter icons? #
  • Killed some zombies, ate some fresh-baked bread. Life is good. #
  • RT @theisb: I'm not entirely comfortable with Domino's Pizza trying to incite a race war. #
  • My day hasn't begun yet, but I'm already feeling stabby in anticipation of aggravating bullshit to come. #
  • This ri-cocking-diculous half-million-dollar telepresence whatsit had better dispense free blowjobs, is all I'm sayin'. #
  • RT @LeDiva: Saw lots of traffic lights turning green in support of Iran on my way into work today. It warmed my heart. #
  • This is totally worth the ten salaries it could have paid. #
  • oh god kill me now #
  • Either I'm experiencing deja vu or this guy is repeating himself a lot. #
  • At the Coolidge for Serenity midnight screening. There are a lot of Kaylees. #
  • At Friendly Toast for #skepbrunch. The toast is quite amiable indeed. #
  • #skepbrunch is going to the mall! Woo– wait, what? #
  • Finally saw There Will Be Blood. Holy shit was that last scene awesome. #
  • Just booked a hotel and room for TAM 7. I'm only doing the weekend, though. #
  • My shit has just been lost. RT @serafinowicz: Yes. Here is the winner of the whole convention:http://twitpic.com/7y6ma #
  • But I am le tired! #

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Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-06-14

June 14th, 2009
  • I'm going to attach a muffler to my bicycle that shoots flames, just so I can try to be as cool as Guitar Wolf. #
  • RT @theisb: Yesterday while I was looking for bags, I discovered that there's a type of purse referred to as a "hobo." #
  • FACT: Kitty is responsible for introducing Guitar Wolf to Bass Wolf and Drum Wolf. SUBFACT: Those are their real names. #guitarwolf #
  • FACT: The members of Guitar Wolf are not, in fact, actual wolves. They're werewolves. #guitarwolf #
  • Goth couple is walking around holding hands and looking sullen. Hilarious. #
  • New place has TV. Now watching "The Woman With Giant Legs" on TLC. #
  • Roommates are watching Jem. Guys. This is truly outrageous. #
  • I'm watching Jem and @rebeccawatson is watching the A-Team. This day is completely 80s-tastic. #
  • I'm still tremendously disappointed that The Misfits on Jem aren't Danzig's Misfits. Because, come on, that'd be awesome. #
  • GAH. My nails are just TOO DAMNED LONG, but I can't find my trimmer anywhere. #
  • FACT: Bass Wolf handcarved his bass from the thigh bone of an Apatosaurus. That he killed with his bear hands. #guitarwolf #
  • FACT: Guitar Wolf's guitar conceals a sword. Drum Wolf's drums, however, conceal a fully-stocked bar, including a bartender. #guitarwolf #
  • http://tr.im/nMwG — And then his supply of polish caught fire. #
  • FACT: Guitar Wolf successfully sued the creators of Airwolf over the show's name. Their only demand? That the show be awesome. #guitarwolf #
  • YARR! RT @bengoldacre:BNP polled lower % than the Swedish Pirate Party. #
  • RT @doctoratlantis: http://bit.ly/ShameOprah – to help @BadAstronomer trend #ShameOprah via RT. Need LOTS of participation. #
  • WebEx makes me want to kill myself. #
  • Oh god oh god oh god. #
  • Man, I really regret twitting about WebEx before. Now all I'm getting is a shitload of @ spam. #
  • New Math: Divorce – http://www.morenewmath.com/148/divorce/ #
  • Currently listening to Joni Mitchell on vinyl. Yeah, new apartment has a record player. Awesome. #
  • Best Jaco bassline ever: "In France They Kiss on Main Street" or "The Dry Cleaner from Des Moines"? Discuss. #
  • Thanks to The Incredible Hercules, I know that the entrance to Hades is a casino in Atlantic City. #
  • This is probably the greatest guest comic ever written: http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001484.html #
  • Nambu is showing 125 unread twits that don't exist. Awesome. #
  • FLYING SQUID: http://is.gd/XaoU #
  • Totally gay -> RT @rebeccawatson Did you know Metro supports anti-gay bigots? Now you do. http://tinyurl.com/mx2k3j in reply to rebeccawatson #
  • Man, I'm getting really excited for D&D on Sunday. #
  • Got some more bass practice in. The theory/sight-reading memory is coming back quickly. The muscle memory less so. #
  • http://is.gd/ZXQq #
  • Advice we could all use: http://is.gd/ZXXh #
  • A bird in the hand will probably just crap on your hand. #firstdraftadages #
  • Bethesda is putting games on Steam: http://is.gd/108Yp I support this, as Games for Windows is vile bullshit. #
  • Regulation? Wh– what's that? http://is.gd/109eh #
  • On my way to see Hallelujah the Hills w/ Firey Furnace & Bodega Girls. If they suck, I blame @rebeccawatson. #
  • Bodega Girls are ok, but their drum machine is fucking obnoxious. Made me ill, so I had to leave the club. #
  • One more item on the list of things I can't do because of my utterly shit genetics. I want a robot body. #
  • Too nauseous to go back for Hallelujah the Hills, who I really wanted to see. Fuck this useless meatsack body. #
  • Also. To do: doctor's appt. Was hoping to avoid heart meds. So much for that. #
  • FYI: I am still alive. It seems likely I will survive the night and won't need a hospital, but I'm still really upset about what happened. #
  • Scientific American Frontiers on TV has a show about alt med. Alan Alda hosting. SIGH. I should watch it and review, but… feh. Just feh. #
  • My Twitter clients are fucked. Nambu is showing unread tweets that don't exist. Pwitter has duplicates of every twit on my timeline. BAH. #
  • TV update: I skipped the alt med show and am instead watching a show about WWII paratroopers on D-Day. The French civilians get major props. #
  • Ringo should have shot first. #thingsringoshouldvedone #starwarsmistakes #
  • *blink* I just received a CHECK from a hospital. As in, the opposite of the bills I usually get. Weird. #
  • Emptied two of the large boxes I had lying around. One large box and half a million smaller ones remain. Eh, fuck it, I'm done for now. #
  • Ringo should've stepped down from the Beatles to let Drum Wolf replace him. #thingsringoshouldvedone #guitarwolf #
  • The upside of trying to eat healthily is that eating heathily includes homemade pasta sauce. #
  • Pasta sauce update: I spilled some on myself. Clothes now in washer. I always make my sauce too watery. #
  • The Mason/Kubrick Lolita is on. Awesome. #
  • Shelley Winters is an amazing Charlotte Haze. #
  • God, Peter Sellers is incredible. #

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Unearthed Writing

June 13th, 2009

I moved recently, and while packing my stuff I discovered a random short story fragment I had written while returning from an unsuccessful job interview years ago. I used to do a lot of this stuff, mainly when I got bored in class. Most of it got posted to my LiveJournal (which I’ve since disavowed, for personal reasons), just because, well… it was a place to put it. My short stories tend to fall into two categories: absurdism or purple prose. Or sometimes (ok, frequently) both.

Now I have a blog, which means I get to inflict my writing upon a slightly different audience. Enjoy:

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My Badass of the Week

June 7th, 2009

So, one of my favourite sites on this ol’ internet of ours is Badass of the Week, which, as the name suggests, posts an article a week about various badasses, like Jack Churchill or This Huge Ass Beetle. But as much as I love reading about Jack Churchill vs. Titanoboa or awesome Vikings or whatever, I have a real soft spot for the more unconventional badasses, like Muhammad Ali, who gets badass points for not just being the greatest boxer ever but also risking both his career and jail time to stand up against the Vietnam War, or Harriet Tubman for rescuing thousands of slaves on the Underground Railroad.

So, on the 20th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square protests, I thought he should highlight one of the greatest non-violent badasses in history, Tank Man. Now, Ben who runs BotW has a policy which might technically exclude Tank Man from the official list. I agree with what he wrote on that page, but while an article about the badassery of Tank Man might not be appropriate for his site, it might do here. So, here is my e-mail to Ben reproduced below:

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Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-06-07

June 7th, 2009
  • “What is the evolutionary advantage of mothers doing everything they can to feed/protect their young?” THEY GOT US THERE AMIRITE??? #
  • RETWITTED FOR TRUTH @serafinowicz If alternative medicine works, they should call it ‘medicine’ #
  • YOU DON’T EVEN SKI!! http://is.gd/KMSy #
  • Did you know that the Ohio Grassman killed Vince Foster? IT’S TRUE I HAVE P-VALUES. http://is.gd/KNgF#comment-1250391 #
  • Strung up my bass. I’m pretty rusty, but not as bad as I feared. #
  • Waiting for a table at Roadhouse. Going to play trivia with MC Douchey McDoucherton. #
  • The downside of movie/trivia night: the realisation that it’s already Sunday. Sigh. #
  • Oh God. Cracked reports on Carlos Mencia’s Twitter: http://is.gd/LtBc #
  • “If there are comedy clubs in Heaven, not letting Carlos Mencia in is a big part of how you got your Heaven zoning permit.” #
  • Ranting about New Atheism. Is not that new actually. http://is.gd/LzFY #
  • Seriously, this looks awesome. RT @fortyseven Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition – http://is.gd/LC0w #
  • RT @theisb FACT: Left 4 Dead 2 should be called Left 2 Die. #
  • Biking down MSGR McGrath Highway is an obviously suicidal thing I should never do again. #GoodAdviceIWillNotHeed #
  • Guys, Up! was adorable as all heck. And it opens with a newsreel! Newsreel! YAY! #
  • Fun fact: apparently, the word “goober” is a Southern US term for peanuts. #
  • Sun’s Java update installer bugging me about OpenOffice was annoying enough… But now it wants me to install MSN Toolbar? Really? #
  • Aaaaaaaaand, somebody just jumped off a roof across the street. The whole office is gawking now. Fun times. #
  • This has been a shitty week for Commie Tsunami, apparently. Tune in tomorrow when a moose will fall onto me from an overpass. #
  • Problem with Nambu? I hid the Dock icon and the menu bar went away, too. Fixable if you remember the keyboard shortcut for Preferences. #
  • “In Brazil the show was so successful that in the 70’s and 80’s the term ‘Kojak’ became a Brazilian slang for ‘bald man’.” #wikipediafacts #
  • It’s very difficult for me to throw things away. The best and worst part of moving is that I’m forced to. #
  • While cleaning up for my move, I found a birthday card from my first girlfriend. We haven’t spoken in years, but it’s going in my keep pile. #
  • Yes, Twitter, I’m still in love with my first girlfriend. And my last. And all the ones in between, even though each one broke my heart. #
  • Stupid CSS trick: http://www.cssplay.co.uk/menu/amazing.html #
  • Wednesday. Shit. I’m still only in Wednesday. @joyeous13 in reply to joyeous13 #
  • Falling asleep standing on the T. Awesome. #
  • RT @theisb:DAMN YOU CARSON DALYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! #
  • Thanks to the assistance of Fresh Killz, I’m already half moved in to my new apartment. Now to pack up the other half… #
  • All this dust I’ve kicked up while packing will be the death of me. Lousy asthma. #
  • Man, I should have paid for the packing service the movers offered. Oh, well. Lesson learned. #
  • Wait, what? I’m missing one of my Sports Night DVD cases! I think I loaned it to one of my exes, actually… Nuts. #
  • Gah! I need more packing material for my CDs, but Staples doesn’t open until 8 and the movers are here at 8:15. CONUNDRUM!!! #
  • Blech, I think I should shut down the laptop to clear off my desk. #
  • MOVED. Went more smoothly than expected. Nap time nao. #
  • RT @BadAstronomer:Electrodes connected to cat fur in a biotic soup experiment to create second cat = FAIL. Windows = OPEN, fan = BLOWING. #
  • RT @serafinowicz I love that those who preach racial purity are invariably hideous-looking fucktrogs. #bnp #
  • Hey, let’s be clear on something. You don’t NEED a second display on your dev server, you WANT one. Also: you can’t have one. #
  • Hey, HP. You know that processor you just sent me with the handy note reminding me to ROMFLASH? The link on it is broken. Thanks. #
  • For that matter, HP, you want me to go where? h18023.www1.hp.com? Really? Who thought that subdomain was a good idea? What does it mean? #
  • Re: @tankgrrl HoB never, ever lets you forget that it’s a celebrity-run cash cow, from the moment you set your eyes on the blighted thing. #
  • Shots before the Gogol Bordello concert. FUCK YES. #
  • Man Man is sufficiently weird and energetic to open for Gogol Bordello, that’s for sure. #
  • I put on my blue shades and now there’s a DJ in a luchador mask. What? #
  • Gogol Bordello will NEVER STOP. #
  • Guys! GUYS! Gogol Bordello were CRAZY AS SHIT. #
  • iDVD’s themes all suck. #
  • Just wrote an e-mail to @badassoftheweek about the Tiananmen Tank Man. I’ll probably turn it into a blog post, too. #
  • Seriously, I’m pretty sure Tiananmen Tank Man, a.k.a. the Unknown Rebel, is one of the baddest-assed motherfuckers in history. #
  • Half of my stuff is unpacked now, including most of the clothes. I fully expect to take another month to clear my room of boxes, though. #
  • Walked past a house that was blasting Neko Case’s new album. Somerville, I think we’ll get along just fine. #
  • Winning at shirt sales –> RT @jephjacques: Just sold an LGBTerriffic shirt to a queer studies professor. AWESOME #
  • International House of Brains #zombierestaurant #
  • Also #mensahq RT @tobascodagama:International House of Brains #zombierestaurant #
  • Red Lobe-ster, Outback Brainhouse, Cerebra Cocina Italiana #zombierestaurant #
  • Guitar Wolf says: LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES, NO NATIONALITIES, OR GENDERS!!!!!! #
  • LOVE KNOWS NO BORDERS NO NATIONALITIES OR GENDERS #
  • Absinthe + other hernal remedies = I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. #
  • Oh, but obviously I was sober enough to note that Wild Zero is the greatest movie of all fucking time. Thanks to #theisb for informing me. #
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The Chat Transcript THEY Don’t Want You to Know About

June 2nd, 2009

11:19:11 AM Joshua Nicholson: Seriously, some guy just took a dive off a building across the street from us.
11:19:21 AM Fortyseven: Extreme.
11:19:28 AM Joshua Nicholson: We can see the body from the windows.
11:19:32 AM Fortyseven: :/
11:19:33 AM Joshua Nicholson: Covered now.
11:19:39 AM Joshua Nicholson: Cops and shit on the scene.
11:19:57 AM Fortyseven: C’mon, Boston Cops, wtf aren’t you twtitterin’
11:20:03 AM Joshua Nicholson: Hah.
11:20:15 AM Joshua Nicholson: They will if he gets up and starts biting people.
11:20:19 AM Joshua Nicholson: They promised.
11:20:36 AM Fortyseven: *nods*

11:38:47 AM Fortyseven: Any update on your jumper?
11:38:55 AM Joshua Nicholson: Nope.
11:39:02 AM Joshua Nicholson: I haven’t been following the situation.
11:39:04 AM Joshua Nicholson: Because why?
11:39:14 AM Fortyseven: Cause. :P
11:39:23 AM Fortyseven: Accident, suicide, for fun, etc.
11:39:28 AM Fortyseven: MURDER
11:39:34 AM Joshua Nicholson: Pretty clearly a suicide.
11:39:38 AM Joshua Nicholson: And can you blame the guy?
11:39:41 AM Fortyseven: That’s what they want you to think.
11:39:45 AM Joshua Nicholson: OK.
11:39:48 AM Fortyseven: You have to dig deeper!
11:39:53 AM Fortyseven: Go beyond the headlines.
11:39:54 AM Joshua Nicholson: Sure.
11:39:57 AM Fortyseven: Into the truth BEYOND reality.
11:40:03 AM Fortyseven: The truthier truth.
11:40:07 AM Joshua Nicholson: Sure.
11:40:18 AM Joshua Nicholson: Here, dig into this: http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/0f/8c/1212021/original_image.png?1243955159
11:40:23 AM Fortyseven: True-th.
11:40:34 AM Fortyseven: The MIB shut him up.
11:40:40 AM Fortyseven: And shut him OUT of the election.
11:40:43 AM Fortyseven: Everyone knows it.
11:40:47 AM Fortyseven: Except the public.
11:41:00 AM Fortyseven: That picture is proaganada
11:41:05 AM Fortyseven: Look at the cut angle on his neck
11:41:24 AM Fortyseven: That has a meaning among the illuminati
11:41:34 AM Fortyseven: It’s a precise 20 degree angle
11:41:36 AM Fortyseven: Masons did that.
11:42:10 AM Fortyseven: Your silence shows you agree.
11:42:16 AM Joshua Nicholson: Yup.
11:42:52 AM Fortyseven: You are wise, but you need to get these documents to the bastard indigo children of the shadow government.
11:43:10 AM Fortyseven: GODDAMN IT PEOPLE DIED TO KEEP THIS SECRET IN 1972
11:43:30 AM Joshua Nicholson: Ok.
11:45:25 AM Fortyseven: The children are alien embryos cross-bred with humans. You may recall a rash of streetwalkers kidnapped from the streets of Las Vegas back in 1970. That was a direct result of the efforts of Project Cocktease.
11:45:33 AM Joshua Nicholson: Yup.
11:45:55 AM Fortyseven: Don’t patronize me, this leads DIRECTLY into that missing French jet.
11:46:00 AM Fortyseven: !@#
11:46:17 AM Joshua Nicholson: Indeed.
11:48:27 AM Fortyseven: The people on that jet were the CHILDREN of the Indigo Children, damn it! They were about to unlock the 12th seal of enlightenment and bring about a new age in conjunction with the space wasps fifth column.k The shadow governement couldn’t have that, so they blew up the damn jet.
11:48:34 AM Joshua Nicholson: I’m sure.
11:48:55 AM Fortyseven: They’ve doomed us all.
11:49:10 AM Fortyseven: Unless we can get these docs posted onto a blog
11:49:34 AM Joshua Nicholson: Can do.