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Travel Thoughts: Savannah, GA

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

Author note: This post was written several weeks ago while traveling without internet access. I recently moved away from Boston, rather further down the east coast, and stopped at a few places along the way. Savannah, Georgia was one of those stops, chosen more for its location along the Amtrak route than anything else. Not to detract from the tone of this piece, but if any of you for some reason find yourselves in Savannah, do go and check out Papillote. You will not regret it.

One gets the impression in Boston that the city’s bitterly cold winters freeze history in place. Savannah provides no such illusions, although its obsession with its own past seems even stronger.

Decay and growth share this city, working in synergy with one another and united against human pretensions. Every edifice here is crumbling, every suitable surface covered by moss or lichens or vines. That combination defines the image of the city, the way it presents itself to the world. Picture Savannah and you see antebellum homes with vines crawling up the wrought-iron and masonry, pushed to the background by antebellum oaks draped with Spanish moss, their bark covered in lichens the colour of oxidised copper.

That’s the tourist board picture, and it’s true. But it doesn’t show the plants sprouting in every crack between bricks, the moss spreading up utility poles, the lichens blanketing show awnings. It doesn’t show the boards over shop windows. It doesn’t show the empty lots where buildings simply ceased to exist, their carcasses carried off, their neighbours suddenly standing naked, exposing walls no eye was meant to see, doors to nowhere, rusted-out service elevators disused because the upper floors are vacant anyway. And probably have been for decades. All it covered in vegetable growth of one kind of another.

One wonders whether Oglethorpe and the other original colonists (a great source of local pride, of course) even intended to settle here or if they simply stood in one place too long and became trapped. Perhaps Sherman didn’t burn it down only because he was afraid that the other, natural inhabitants would simply grow back twice as fast an engulf him, too, the way they quickly engulf every square inch not vigorously patrolled by the historical preservation societies.

I have Ambergris on the brain after finishing The City of Saints and Madmen, and Savannah isn’t helping. I know I’m seeing this city through the lens of that other one at the mouth of the River Moth. I wonder whether the essential tension between natural growth and human artifice I see here is really as essential as I think or if Ambergris has changed me. Perhaps I’ll start seeing every city this way. I arrive at my destination tomorrow. We’ll see whether Ambergris finds me in REDACTED as well.

Skeptic to Believers: Meh.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

I’m still as skeptical as ever, and I still think skepticism is just as important as it ever was, but I’m having a really hard time getting interested in fighting the good fight any more. The fact is, it’s boring as fuck. Pick your woo, whether it be climate denialism, anti-vax, ghost hunting, creationism, UFOs, birthers, Bigfoot, or whatever, and it’s the same fallacies and arguments over and over again. Some days, I wonder whether the believers aren’t using some madlibs variant where they drop in they just fill in the nouns as appropriate.

Worse still, it seems like such a one-way conversation. I don’t consider arguing with a dinner table to be a productive use of my time, but that’s how it is. No matter how many times you explain to a homeopath that, scientific implausibility notwithstanding, no well-designed clinical trial has demonstrated an effect for homeopathy beyond placebo, they’ll never actually address that point. They just jump straight to the special pleading. So I don’t see why I should bother even trying to have the conversation.

Especially when I could be ranting about shitty journalism instead.

How do you deal with it?

Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-12-13

Sunday, December 13th, 2009
  • Shiny things! #
  • A HORROR HORDE OF CRAWL-AND-CRUSH GIANTS CLAWING OUT OF THE EARTH FROM MILE-DEEP CATACOMBS! #movienight #
  • I cannot stress this enough: I really, really love the movie Them! Completely unironically. It's just an awesome movie. #
  • So apparently Leonard Nimoy had a brief appearance in Them! as an Army sergeant. Not sure which scene he was in, though. #
  • Anyway: Thank you, ants. Thants: http://bit.ly/5Jel0N #
  • Yes. Yes, he is. RT @omgterras: William Gibson is kind of a terrible author. #
  • One of Neko Case's picks for her guest programmer night on TCM is THE THIRD MAN. <3 #
  • However much you hate your job, at least you don't work for this guy: http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/A-Bit-Off-Kilter.aspx #
  • Also, these are awesome: http://kotaku.com/5404792/if-you-dont-have-a-holiday-card-list-make-one #
  • So Bank of America apparently changed my credit card account number for no reason and now I'm getting declined everywhere. Fuck you, BoA. #
  • My card doesn't expire for another year, and I always pay on time. Dicks. #
  • In other incompetent bureaucratic assfuck news, my company STILL is sending my paystubs to my old address, six months after I moved. #
  • What I'm saying is, let's burn it all to the fucking ground and start over with a primitive barter system. #
  • Carrying 12 goats to trade for 3 bales of hay couldn't be any more inconvenient than this bullshit. #
  • AAAAAAAAAHHHHH I CAN'T GO AAAAAAAAHHHHH RT @sarahborges: SBBS Live at the Lizard Lounge – Jan 1 & 2: http://bit.ly/8Obk3Y #
  • Also, my throat is sore. Today sucks. #
  • Oh, so Greg Epstein thinks Rick Warren is a pretty cool dude? That makes him a shitbag by association, in my book. http://bit.ly/5wVtUB #
  • Aw, I just realised our cable package doesn't have TCM, so I can't watch Neko Case's movie picks. =( #
  • I love Ace of Cakes, because it's basically a show about a bunch of people who get along making other people happy by delivering cakes. #
  • Basically, Ace of Cakes is like if Mister Rogers were a baker. #
  • Me, too! RT @porlob: I <3 @amandamarcotte so much! http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/sexism_and_atheist_baiting_all_rolled_into_one/ #
  • You know, Ellen Fox on The Rotten Tomatoes Show is twice as funny as Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show thinks she is. #
  • Pretty cool-looking. Probably a malfunctioning missile. RT @fortyseven: Whoa — What in the hell is THIS? – http://is.gd/5gWRn #
  • Oh, HuffPo, you so crazy! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alan-kaufman/google-books-and-kindles_b_380536.html #
  • Out-of-context quote: "Picture Casablanca as a video game." http://kotaku.com/5411145/treading-the-boards-game-characters-vs-movie-actors #
  • Buy, buy, buy! RT @sarahborges: SBBS Online Store – Now Open for Business http://bit.ly/5EVhm2 #
  • Once again, THIS is why we need net neutrality. Carriers don't want infrastructure improvements, they want throttling: http://bit.ly/7VGbsO #
  • "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…" http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=30945 #
  • TF2 fans… SHIT JUST GOT REAL: http://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator/ #
  • Atheist holiday traditions: http://thephoenix.com/Boston/Life/94366-Atheist-holiday-traditions/ #
  • Point/Counterpoint: The Norwegian Spiral in the Sky http://bit.ly/5u7lWr #
  • Science says: No-strings-attached friends-with-benefits sex is 100% A-OK. SCIENCE. http://bit.ly/7gS9zA #
  • "… Gore appeared on MSNBC, where Andrea Mitchell read from Sarah Palin’s Facebook page to ask the former vice president questions …" #
  • One of the first things you learn from working in IT is just how shockingly NON-deterministic computers can be. #
  • RT @theisb: Bella's favorite color is brown. Which is ironic, since this is the whitest book since Mein Kampf. #chrisvstwilight #
  • RT @corymcabee: Get STINGRAY SAM episode 2: THE FORBIDDEN CHROMOSOME for FREE @ http://www.corymcabee.com. Featuring the FREDWARD song. #
  • Hoist by their own petard.© RT @bclevinger: http://is.gd/5jGI9 This is beautiful. #
  • Fellow cyclists: do not be a MASSIVE DICK like this guy. http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/1505299149.html #
  • http://gizmodo.com/photogallery/timetravelmart/1000840166 — Come back yesterday. #
  • It's really kind of a miracle that Mike Rowe has all his limbs and digits intact, isn't it? #
  • One of the many things that I love about Guitar Wolf is the fact that they're so blasé about turning "missile" into a verb. #guitarwolf #
  • One wonders what the Pirahá would make of Numberwang. #
  • Hello, everyone! It's time for Numberwang, the maths quiz show that's taking Twitter by storm! @Cynraven, start us off. #numberwang #
  • #numberwang @Cynraven That's numberwang! @rebeccawatson? #
  • Fascinating! RT @jjuliano: Well, @tobascodagama, there have been 44 US Presidents and yet only 18 of them were Numberwang! #numberwang #
  • Back to more Numberwang! @surlyamy? #numberwang #
  • #numberwang @jjuliano Twice was, coincidentally, just the Numberwang we were looking for! Too bad you're not playing. #
  • That's it for tonight, everybody, but join us next time for more Numberwang! In the meantime, stay Numberwang! #
  • http://www.teamfortress.com/crafting/ — TF2 adds crafting. I may never play any other game ever again. #

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Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-12-06

Sunday, December 6th, 2009
  • RT @Dr_Dinosaur: I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: mammal, behold, world – http://w33.us/1bpr #
  • RT @serafinowicz: US followers: Happy You'reWelcomesaying. #
  • An MIT economist has analysed the Senate's proposed health care plan and its effect on premiums: http://is.gd/575ld #
  • Just arrived back in Boston after 12 hours of flying. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. *crash* #
  • RT @elles: #OMGfacts The Apollo moon landings were faked by travelling forward in time to obtain CGI technology and then going back to 1969. #
  • It would have to be the Idiot's Guide, wouldn't it? RT @fortyseven: http://twitpic.com/riw3u #
  • Will there be a scene where the leads all get cancer from improperly-disposed hazardous waste? http://www.imdb.com/news/ni1241328/ #
  • Guys, I'm starting to think that eating all those leftover Thanksgiving desserts was not such a great idea. #
  • I just spent like $90 on comics, but a big chunk of that was the complete Ben Edlund Tick, so it was well-spent. #
  • RT @sciam: Seven Answers to Climate Contrarian Nonsense: On November 18, with the United Nations Global Warming Conf… http://bit.ly/8bg9Fx #
  • Probably just another boring chick flick. RT @serafinowicz: Intrigued by this new film Ninja Assassin. Anyone know what it's about? #
  • RT @ebertchicago: Too many movie characters have jobs involving ruling people, killing them, or going to high school. #
  • Thanks to @theisb tweeting about Wodehouse, I've just cast Batman & Alfred as Wooster & Jeeves, respectively. I think this idea has legs. #
  • I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but if you like crime fiction even a little bit you need to be reading @brubaker's CRIMINAL comics. #
  • Good morning, Twitter! Today is a good day, I think, to celebrate Jaco Pastorius' birthday: http://is.gd/58W4h #
  • SHOCKING REVELATION: "Religious people tend to use their own beliefs as a guide in thinking about what God believes…" http://is.gd/58WJx #
  • RT @Scott_Wegna Today's AWESOME brought to you by ROBOTECH. ROBOTECH; makers of fine transformable airplanes since 1987 http://bit.ly/7R0YJ4 #
  • Words of wisdom. RT @bug_girl: Your dick is safe, no matter what the news says. #
  • http://www.zappos.com/product/7580981/color/151 — What? #
  • Michael Shermer is saying something stupid in AmSci. Read this instead, because it's not stupid: http://bit.ly/7gqTLD #
  • Why, yes! It is! RT @warrenellis: Isn't it way past time that "killer whales" were renamed Death Dolphins? #
  • RT @angrytownhall: "Give me multiple foreign occupations and deep tax cuts for the wealthy or give me death." -Patrick Henry #
  • Shermer's AmSci article was what I thought. Whining because Jerry Coyne was mean to him, rather than addressing the substantive criticism. #
  • Where by "was mean to" I mean, "pointed out the obvious, arrogant implications behind his position": http://is.gd/59r3y #
  • Fuck Michael Shermer. He complains that Coyne is rude, but HIS article is the one full of empty sneering with no substance behind it. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: When burying the lede always eliminate any witnesses. #
  • It's pile on Shermer week! Here's another good post about his recent silliness: http://www.mirandacelestehale.net/?p=633 #
  • Shit like this is why Team Fortress 2 is the only online game I ever play any more (because Valve has PLAYTESTERS, ffs): http://is.gd/5aCYi #
  • DO IT NOW: http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5153/14750187436518636821938.jpg #
  • Watching Monster Tracker on Discovery. Potentially interesting premise: redesigning mythological beasts based on real animals. #
  • So apparently Komodo Dragons have actual venom, it's just subtle. It prevents coagulation so victims bleed out. Cool. #
  • Hahaha. LAB ACCIDENT. And there wasn't a wash station in the room. Science lulz! #
  • Neat, they're actually keeping a tetrapod body plan for the dragon. Wings replacing forelimbs instead of stacked on top awkwardly. #
  • So Monster Tracker was a little rough, but it's not a bad show at all. #
  • I was gonna make a "Yo Dawg" joke about this, but Hack a Day already did: http://is.gd/5aJtv #
  • Deepak Chopra, professional bloviating moron, thinks skeptics have never contributed anything to society: http://is.gd/5aJOA #
  • New hat!!! The Fedora arrived. Still awaiting my Homburg. #
  • Neat! Circumvent Comcast. RT @fortyseven: Google Public DNS – http://bit.ly/4qDuTN #
  • So, yeah. NEW HAT!! http://twitpic.com/s1s71 #
  • I'm mildly bummed to discover that Neko Case is going to have to share her episode of Elvis Costello's Spectacle. I demand an all-Neko ep! #
  • THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. RT @rebeccawatson: BREAKING NEWS! PLEASE RT http://is.gd/5ccnQ #
  • Interesting correlation, but the opposite direction of causation seems more plausible to me. http://is.gd/5cj6e #
  • This particular Homburg's brim might be turned up a bit too sharply for my taste. I'm picky about these things; I prefer subtle statements. #
  • So, yeah, health care teabaggers are racists: http://futurity.org/top-stories/bias-colors-opinion-on-obama-policies/ #
  • http://bit.ly/7HwNbO via @TheOnion – Three Eminent Biologists And 'Growing Pains'' Kirk Cameron Weigh In On Evolution #
  • More Shermer-fail from a few months back that I was just made aware of: http://is.gd/5cBMi #
  • For fuck's sake, biker, that's a one-way street. Stop making us look bad. #
  • RT @theisb: If this book had a face, I would punch it in the dick. #chrisvstwilight #
  • ADORABLE. RT @garfunkeloates Ha! Such a cute picture! RT @rilobilly http://twitpic.com/s7mn9 – @garfunkeloates Xmas Extravaganza!! AMAZING!! #
  • Oh, sweet, there's a desktop version of the Echofon Twitter client now. (Mac only.) #
  • Just discovered a 6-volume series consisting of a single Wodehouse short story translated into languages like Yiddish and Chaucerian English #
  • Yes, one of the volumes has an Esperanto translation. #
  • Note to self: 'tis the season to wear gloves that cover your fingers, you dork. #
  • The Wisdom of Solomon in politics: http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=30776 #
  • Why Atomic Robo is awesome: "Somewhat like if the Cuban Missile Crisis happened in a world with lightning guns." http://is.gd/5duFv #
  • I know! SIX volumes, and the English version of the story is only 22 pages. I was tempted, but they didn't have Vol I. ;) #
  • Suffice to say, you haven't properly experienced Wodehouse unless you've read him in the original Esperanto. #
  • Loud assholes arguing with each other about how much pussy they get. #youmightbeinadivebarif #
  • P.s.: Fuck yeah, snow! #
  • SO CUTE YOU GUYS. RT @garfunkeloates: http://twitpic.com/sdizo – @rikilindhome and @katemicucci making "Present Faces". #

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Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-11-29

Sunday, November 29th, 2009
  • RT @ebertchicago: Joe Lieberman is edging higher on the Glenn Beck Unbearability Index. #
  • !!! RT @BadAstronomer: Obama announces an annual science fair at the White House! http://is.gd/51WcE #
  • Cracked.com on ghost hunting shows: http://www.cracked.com/funny-3039-ghost-tv/ #
  • I think the reason a lot of vampires are cranky is that it's impossible for them to run errands unless they're up at the crack of dusk. #
  • Every time I have a weekday off of work, I tell myself I'm gonna get a bunch of stuff done, then just sleep all day. #
  • George Hrab just played a mazurka to fill a request. #sitp #
  • RT @BillCorbett: Well, you know who else used to cite Godwin's Law all the time? HITLER. #
  • Cows are now land manatees. Pass it on. #
  • Seriously, the next time you eat a cheeseburger or a steak, loudly announce, "That was some damned fine land manatee!" I command it. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Avoid using "decimate" as someone will pipe up about it meaning "remove 1/10th of," and those people are dicks. #
  • Several activist mailing lists I'm on have been asking me to send coathangers to Democrats who voted for Stupak. We are all teabaggers now. #
  • So many acts I love end up at the Wilbur, but it's a fucking awful place for a rock concert: http://is.gd/52UqR #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: The rules for numbers below ten do not apply to 6. He is not a number, he is a free man. #
  • Guys, I think I just made my best pasta sauce ever. It hurts me that I'll be out of town and can't have the leftovers tomorrow. #
  • Dude, whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29433 #
  • The Onion editorial cartoon: Christmas Decorations. http://www.theonion.com/content/cartoon/nov-16-2009 #
  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh what should I be downloading from eMusic this month I have no idea aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh #firstworldproblems #
  • Hello, airport my old friend, I've come to wait in you again. #
  • RT @warrenellis: Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day #
  • RT @fortyseven: Why Everyone Gets Robocop But Nobody Gets Starship Troopers – http://is.gd/54f3D #
  • Twitterfolks, help me pick a new hat: http://is.gd/54kxa or http://is.gd/54kx9 #
  • WHAT IS NEWTON HIDING??? INTEGRATION BY PARTS IS A MYTH! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!! http://is.gd/54l2X #
  • People don't talk enough about how awesome the title graphics in Sergio Leone movies are. #
  • Also, I think it's safe to say that, today, I'm thankful for Ennio Morricone. But then, I am every day. #
  • VITAL HAT UPDATE: I purchased the Bark Fedora, and also a black Homburg. #
  • Oh, for fuck's sake. CRPG players: THEY ARE CALLED "CHARACTERS", NOT "TOONS". And fuck you if you say the latter, you goddamned ignoramus. #
  • RT @omgterras: Ahem, African-American Friday. #
  • RT @AmandaMarcotte: RT @tweetmeme A Feminist's Guide To Curing Yourself of Twilight-Mania | RHRealityCheck.org http://bit.ly/66DKy7 #
  • Oh god, the Goldeneye soundtrack is absolutely insufferably 90s. And not just the Tina Turner title song. #
  • WAS TIGER WOODS' CAR CRASH ARRANGED BY ALIENS/THE ILLUMINATI/MJ-12??? It would be irresponsible not to speculate! #
  • OH SHI– RT @The_Illuminati: @tobascodagama – we are now monitoring your activity #
  • Judging by the boos, Jay Leno's audience hates him as much as I do. #
  • At some point, my childhood mall got a used book shop. I wish it had been here when I was a kid! #
  • So, Ninja Assassin. There were ninjas, and they assassinated some people. #
  • RT @theisb: High on the list of things that are unlikeable about Bella is the fact that she treats her father like shit. #chrisvstwilight #
  • RT @bug_girl: From Homeopathy hearings: "it's an old business and popular in France." Phil Willis: "So is prostitution." #
  • Vitamin drinks: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1714 #

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Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-11-22

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009
  • RT @mattfraction: @warrenellis the coughs are coming from inside your lungs! GET OUT OF YOUR LUNGS! #
  • Big Trouble in Little China #awesomethingsthatareonnytvrightnoe #
  • RT @serafinowicz: What comes after the Credit Crunch? (via @robcmorgan) The delicious Credit Caramel Centre. #
  • RT @KerryMaxwell: Apparently #6 worked for Google. #theprisoner #
  • HI MY NAME IS 6 I RESIGNED FROM MY JOB AT SIMCORP OVER ETHICAL CONCERNS ABOUT SURVEILANCE AND STUFF KTHX #
  • AMC's Prisoner is… Well, we'll see. There's good and bad so far. "SimCorp" being an obvious example of the bad. #
  • The more I think about it, the more that scene where 6 talks about working for SimCorp bothers me. #theprisoner #
  • P.s.: HOW DOES 6 JUST COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT THE EXPLODING DINER? Why does that just get dropped entirely? It was a big deal. #theprisoner #
  • Ok, so the Prisoner was a letdown, but the Doctor Who special was AWESOME. #
  • I have just, twice in a row, typed "alternative" when I meant "alternating". The second time was when I was correcting the first. I win. #
  • I'm clearly a carrier for the Hat Gene: http://bit.ly/45B7Jx #
  • Know what could improve AMC's The Prisoner? A guest appearance by The Count from Sesame Street. #theprisoner #
  • http://is.gd/4Wn7i — America is a center-right nation! Err… right? (Hint: not really.) #
  • RT @ebertchicago: Flash! Fox meeting discusses paying Senator to aid legislation making Netflix, streaming movies illegal http://j.mp/5rGmU #
  • Snow Dalek! http://bit.ly/24k8iG #
  • Skeptical hippo is skeptical: http://motivatedphotos.com/?id=27658 (via @badastronomer) #
  • Random fact: I have a web clip on my OS X dashboard that counts down to Community Boating's opening date for next year. #
  • Saw a sign telling women to ask their docs if they have lupus. Tempted to post a pic of House saying, "It's never lupus." 'Cause I'm a jerk. #
  • I'm gonna go ahead and proclaim myself the Bertram Wooster of Skepticism. I dare you to disagree. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: ATM machine – Machine that makes ATMs. #
  • Know your enemy: http://www.wegame.com/view/Killer_2/ #
  • RT @antiheroine: Tips for single ladies in 1938 – http://bit.ly/47B3ji I've seen a couple of these before, but not the whole collection. #
  • 2012 fail: http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/2012-the-end-of-the-world/ #
  • Apparently: http://www.zappos.com/converse-chuck-taylor-all-star-leather-hi-perfed-suede-black-perf #
  • P.s.: This asshole can go fuck himself. http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=29977 #
  • People will come up with any damned stupid rationalisation, won't they? "Running red lights is safer", indeed. http://is.gd/4XmGv #
  • Brain? What brain? #
  • RT @serafinowicz: Why do teenage girls love vampires? (via @ben_steer) Because it's a romantic way to deal with the whole 'period' thing. #
  • Man, some people can be pretty serious douchebags sometimes. #
  • Hmmmmmmm: http://xkcd.com/664/ #
  • RT @ebertchicago: CNN would have paid anything to get rid of Lou Dobbs. Top item. http://is.gd/4XVYF #
  • Skeptifriends: Do any of you have good links to pamphlet-sized handouts about vaccination? Especially whatever Gary Null claims. #
  • What's that? You want some new hires to start on the 30th? And you're telling us just before the entire office shuts down for a week? #
  • Re my last twit: FUCK YOU. #
  • WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #
  • GWU study says that Stupak-Pitts WILL eliminate existing coverage for abortions, contrary to Stupak's bullshit claims: http://is.gd/4YnSB #
  • What's the matter, girls? YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER? http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/001/girlscouts.jpg #
  • Watching yesterday's episodes of AMC's #theprisoner. The new opening credits are still my favourite part so far. #
  • You know what #theprisoner definitely doesn't need? A Mr. Exposition character. #
  • New #theprisoner's big flaw so far has been that it doesn't trust its audience to see the obvious. Hence, the "trivia" things at breaks. #
  • If there ends up being a twist to this 909 guy, there might be hope for the show. But I think he'll be played straight. #theprisoner #
  • Wait, "Summakor"? I think that name is even dumber than SimCorp, which is what I heard the first time. #theprisoner #
  • Sigh. There is a "twist" of sorts with 909, but it's boring and vague. Sort of like this whole series. #theprisoner #
  • Six is so fucking aimless in this. He has no goal at all. Not even something broad like escape or resistance. #theprisoner #
  • And, seriously, I do not give a flying fuck about his life before The Village; their attempts to change that are failing. #theprisoner #
  • Only at ep 4 of new #theprisoner, but are they seriously going THERE? Seriously? It's worse than I feared. #
  • I fired up the demo for Gratuitous Space Battles, planning to take just a quick peek, and then suddenly it was 2 am. #
  • RT @wigu: I can't be allowed to watch TV commercials or local news. All it does it make me think that almost everyone is a stupid asshole. #
  • Good morning, Twitter! Today is a good day, I think, to ask what your intentions are with my daughter. #
  • Suddenly, a spider dangling from my light fixture. #
  • I think the spider is bungee-jumping. I wish he'd do it outside. #
  • Here's a really cool article about evolutionary bet hedging: http://is.gd/4YSpW #
  • Company and department all-hands make me want to slit my fucking wrists, no matter what the (lack of) content actually is. #
  • Oh God I think my brain just leaked out my ears, escaped the building, and threw itself in front of an 18-wheeler. #
  • TV's Adam Savage speaks truth. RT @donttrythis: I want to pass this on: Rilo Kiley kicks serious musical butt. Esp. "Does he love you?". #
  • RT @BeaucoupKevin: EIghteen bucks gets you THE BIG SLEEP, DARK PASSAGE, KEY LARGO, and TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT http://bit.ly/20T9sh #
  • Good morning, Twitter! Today is a good day, I think, to be thankful that it's finally Friday. #
  • It's also a good day to believe that a shark can cry, but one thing at a time. #
  • Also, that spider is still around, though he stopped his bungee jumping. I think I'll call him Boris. #
  • Lolwut? http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/nc_rep_virginia_foxx_claims_gop_led_on_civil_rights_in_the_60s/ #
  • A world without net neutrality… http://fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com/1851419.html #
  • FDA regulating alcoholic drinks with caffeine? What the shit? http://brookstonbeerbulletin.com/update-on-fda-caffeinealcohol-ultimatum/ #
  • Meanwhile, a batteryless remote control: http://hackaday.com/2009/11/20/remote-uses-no-batteries/ #
  • Hackers obtain e-mails from climatologists, take two random sentences out-of-context, claim vindication for conspiracy theory. Yawn. #
  • RT @BeaucoupKevin: Lady Gaga is to electronic pop what Rob Liefeld was to comic books. #
  • So… tired… #
  • I think I'd rather be murdered in the face by a bear than finish this sente #
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH no work until the 1st fuck yeah! #
  • "That's a bit philosophical… for a Thursday." Ok, #theprisoner, that was actually a pretty good scene. #
  • Watching the end of AMC's #theprisoner. Hating it less than the middle bit, but… meh. I still don't care for it, on the whole. #
  • Oh, man, I hate these Palm Pre commercials SO MUCH. #
  • AMC's #theprisoner might not have been so bad if Jim Caviezel wasn't such a fucking boring actor. #
  • Despite brief moments of goodness, my final verdict on AMC's #theprisoner: boring, pointless, stupid. #
  • Punisher Love Journal #18: Frank struggles to assassinate a supervillain who's just… too… dreamy to kill. #punishertales #
  • Godspeed You! Black Palpatine #starwarsbandnames #
  • RT @mattfraction: Blink-1138 RT @kevingamin: The Jawas and the Papas #starwarsbandnames #
  • Chewy & Cher; They Might Be Jedi; Django Fett & Quintette du Hot Club de Mos Eisley #starwarsbandnames #
  • Neko Case & Her Bothans; Bail Organa & the Senate Funkadelic; Panic! at the Cantina #starwarsbandnames #
  • Lando Calrissian & the LCs; n.A.B.u.; Led Star Destroyer; The Rancor-teurs; The Mountain Nerfs #starwarsbandnames #
  • Oh, it was the SLED. #
  • RT @HarvardResearch: U.S. lags other nations in offering paid sick days, paid parental leave, other workplace benefits http://ow.ly/DnVl #

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Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-11-15

Sunday, November 15th, 2009
  • I thought it was GRAAAAIIIIIIINS, but why not? RT @serafinowicz: Vegetarian zombies love cauliflower #
  • RT @serafinowicz: YES! RT @dedtweet: @serafinowicz You and @robertpopper should apply for tax-exemption with Tarvuism. #
  • http://www.kidmercuryblog.com/t422846/ — What the fuck? #
  • greetings earth-beings how progresses your diurnal cycle #
  • RT @ChelSeizetheDay: Garbanzo beans will no longer be good after Dec 2012. Because that's when the world ends. http://twitpic.com/oshlt #
  • RT @Dr_Dinosaur: YOU ARE BORN SCREAMING AND COVERED IN BLOOD. CONSIDER IT PRACTICE! #
  • No homo, right? #threewordsaftersex #
  • Carl Sagan's apple pie recipe: http://www.flickr.com/photos/neven/107224599/ #
  • I've had better. #threewordsaftersex #noseriouslyisaidthatonce #
  • http://is.gd/4QAbu — "Xandar, our reign has gone on long enough." "Indeed, summon the meteors." #
  • Anyway, the Mad Men finale was FRICKIN' SWEET. #
  • http://bit.ly/2TVPT2 — You're funny, Hollywood. #
  • Ghost Hunter Academy — the only degree more worthless than one from Liberty University. #
  • Dear Twitter friends: please stop getting your accounts hacked by direct message spam bots. #
  • Just killed a mosquito in my room. Could the Martian Plague actually be malaria? I'd better have a gin & tonic, just to be safe. #
  • RT @serafinowicz: Tarvuism is looking into tax exemption in the UK: http://www.tarvu.com #
  • Good morning, Twitter! Today is a good day, I think, to be grateful that your fucking awful headache is gone. #
  • I long for the day when our salespeople discover the concept of an inside voice. And also kick their cocaine habits. #
  • This is amusingly coincidental to a plot point in the recent season of Mad Men: http://is.gd/4S112 #
  • RT @serafinowicz: Best = Bee's knees. Second best = Wasp's wrists. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you refer to "cyberspace" or "surfing the web" in your Internet story, we hope you enjoyed your nap, Rip Van. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Guerrilla soldiers use unorthodox tactics. Gorilla soldiers are awesome. #
  • Too annoyed with everything to waste time posting inane shit to Twitter today. YES THAT BAD. #
  • http://bit.ly/2Ha68T — Labiaplasty: FGM for the Western market? #
  • RT @angrytownhall: We urge americans to ONLY take responsibility AFTER being caught #prejean #
  • Two book shops had neither BADASS nor Carl Zimmer's THE TANGLED BANK. #nonamazonfail #
  • Actually, three. #nonamazonfail #
  • When is a major broadcast TV network going to option @angrytownhall or @fakeapstylebook for a new sitcom? #
  • Capitalism. #mypersonalelguapo (inspired by @theisb's Three Amigos twitting) #
  • Lou Dobbs just quit CNN. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, you racist shit. http://is.gd/4SYb7 #
  • Installing Window 7 on my gaming laptop. Let's see how this goes. #
  • Oh fuck yes, @pomplamoose put up a cover of Michael Jackson's "Beat It": http://bit.ly/31ZTMp #
  • Shit, it is morning again already? #
  • That's a pretty cool 10 year-old right there: http://bit.ly/4iNz92 #
  • One from the Men Suck files: http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=29685 #
  • DOGGLES: http://is.gd/4TJ3b #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Avoid using "gadzooks," lest your monocle pop out and land in your jar of mustache wax. #
  • RT @dELYSEious: Total US Deaths from H1N1: 3900. Children: 540… Total US H1N1 vaccine deaths: 0. Children: 0. #
  • Question mark? #
  • Exclamation Point! #
  • Interrobang?! #
  • The next syndicated columnist to write a KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR BAGGY PANTS column will get ass cancer. I will make it happen somehow. #
  • RT @glenngreenwald: The Right's reaction – "we're too scared to hold a trial" — is the textbook definition of "surrendering to terrorists." #
  • Good afternoon, Twitter! Today is a good day, I think, to eliminate the ninnies and the twits, since we're clearly through being cool. #
  • RT @serafinowicz: What's your favourite Google application? (via @chaffro) Its 'search' function. #
  • Why are my internets sucking? :( #
  • I have a gray tweed waistcoat now. #fuckyeahtweed #
  • RT @KingOblivionPhD: @BeaucoupKevin Punishing people without due process is the American way, Kevin. It's in the Constitution. #
  • Oh, man, so that's where the guy's been: http://bit.ly/6H3eg #

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Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-11-08

Sunday, November 8th, 2009
  • RT @serafinowicz: Happy All Saints Day!! Who are you dressing as? This year, I'm St. Euphrosyne of Polotsk (again!) #
  • 'Necrosha', apparently. So Marvel Zombies wasn't enough? Marvel needed to rip off Blackest Night, too? #
  • This is just neat: http://bit.ly/1uUqj3 #
  • Oswego Amigo #cowboynickname #
  • Every once in a while, I'm obligated to remind everyone that Guitar Wolf is FUCKING AWESOME: http://is.gd/4KFnU #guitarwolf #
  • While we're on the subject of awesome videos and Guitar Wolf: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2018701/v2142400 #guitarwolf #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: STAR WARS Episodes 4-6 are to be referred to as "The Original Trilogy." Episodes 1-3 are not to be referred to at all. #
  • Wow, this dude completely redefines hardcore. RT @BadassoftheWeek: Badass of the Week – Aki Ra: http://bit.ly/1kT0wF #
  • This ghost hunting show is more scientific than Ghost Lab: http://bit.ly/llHe #
  • Ghost Finder disposable camera: http://is.gd/4LlDm (via @skepchicks) #
  • The only winning move is not to play: http://bit.ly/3RdZvp #
  • Facebook just broke the ability to access FB Chat through external applications. Thanks, assholes. #
  • The advantage of being home sick is that it gave me a chance to sort through the months of mail I had piled up. #
  • RT @BeaucoupKevin: David Rees wrote 10 jokes about Lieberman: http://bit.ly/FGZ3K (via @BigFatWhale) #
  • I see Charles Schwab is still doing those irritating/pointless rotoscoped commercials. #
  • I am goddamned sick of the Christians' War on Thanksgiving. Wait your turn, you self-centered jerks. #
  • Good middle of the night, Twitter! Now is the time on Sprockets when everyone talks about not making their NaNoWriMo targets. #
  • It's cold. I'm cold. Bah. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: If the second paragraph of your story begins with "He/she isn't the only one," don't come back to work on Monday. #
  • Ugh, I've been feeling so strange lately. I've got something, but I can't figure out what, except it's not the flu. #
  • She stole private patient files. Fuck her, and fuck the anti-choicers who put her up to it. http://bit.ly/2zfg9w (via @AmandaMarcotte) #
  • Hey, seriously guys. This dark humour about banning divorce? Not ok. THEY'D DO IT IF THEY COULD. #
  • I mean, I'm usually all for gallows humour, but that one's a little too close to the truth. #
  • In the spirit of constructive criticism, the correct joke to make under the circumstances is, "Why not just ban marriage altogether, then?" #
  • RT @amandable: Well, just heard of a straight marriage that's breaking up even faster because the husband voted against gay marriage. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Stories about people who claim to have psychic abilities must always be written as though they (cont) http://tl.gd/r8au #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Jon and Kate" for first mention, "Jesus, ENOUGH" afterwards. #
  • Charles Emerson Winchester Model 1894 III #cowboynickname #
  • I just noticed that Tachyon: The Fringe is on Steam. Unless you hate fun, you should probably buy it: http://is.gd/4NjAW #
  • An excellent post indeed. RT @glenngreenwald: John Cole on "terrorism" in the U.S. v. "terrorism" in Pakistan: http://tr.im/EaAI #
  • Bohemian Grove? RT @MKupperman: http://twitpic.com/oaygm – Gypsy violinist= Ticket to Adventure #
  • Gamer types: http://www.torchlightgame.com/ is wicked fun Diablo-style RPG goodness AND only costs $20. #
  • Good morning, Twitter. Today is a good day, I think, to insinuate that Cher used black magic and ritual sacrifices to become Lady Gaga. #
  • Wacky fun! RT @TheSexist Fraternity accused of stealing 10,000 student newspapers to cover up alleged date rape http://bit.ly/1Iipy1 #
  • Truth. RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Furiously masturbating" is redundant, as all masturbation is furious. #
  • I'm gonna say it again. http://torchlightgame.com is wicked fun, and you should be playing it. #
  • RT @bostonskeptics: Events Reminder: Coming to the movies tonight or Book Club on Sat? Let us know! http://bostonskeptics.com/?p=526 #
  • Mandatory office shutdowns that eat up my PTO during peak travel season can SUCK MY COCK. #
  • The weird asshole security guy from LOST is on this episode of The Middleman. #
  • RT @serafinowicz: Why do all babies look like Winston Churchill? (via @macdazzler) Because he fucked a LOT of women. #
  • The little android guy on Middleman has a head that looks EXACTLY like Atomic Robo. COINCIDENCE??? (Or homage?) #
  • RT @theisb: In Carolina Pedro did a stately pleasure dome decree: http://www.flickr.com/photos/isb/4081272621/ #
  • Game developer DRAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: http://bit.ly/491Pwr #
  • Rep. Capuano's nephew is the guy who played Johnny Storm in Fantastic Four. Weird. #
  • Martin + Orloff contains a special feature entitled "Astronaut Striptease". It's what it sounds like. #
  • RT @jephjacques: so I guess we need a word for "guy who seems crazy but likeable until you realize woops he's just crazy" #
  • Merry Wives of Endor #shakespearestarwars #
  • As You Like Sith; Twelfth Jedi Knight #shakespearestarwars #
  • Suddenly, Vlad the Impaler's soul in a hand-puppet. Shit just got real. #
  • This episode is awesome. That is all. #
  • Holy shit, it's Mark Sheppard! #
  • Matt Keeslar does a pretty impressive Snake Plissken impression. #
  • Enter the Dragon is on TV now, which reminds me that I really need to see Black Belt Jones some day. #
  • Having seen all of The Middleman, I have to say that it was an AWESOME show that had no business being on ABC Family. Just a bit too mature. #
  • Biofortified has an interesting article on GURT/Terminator genetically-modified crops: http://is.gd/4PUyO #
  • If you were considering this: RT @fortyseven: Just posted an unkind spoiler-filled review for The Fourth Kind over on LJ: http://is.gd/4PWeM #
  • Questions are a burden to others. Answers a prison to one's self. #
  • This guy's novel inspired The Day After Tomorrow. Explains a lot. http://bit.ly/3qBV67 #

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Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-11-01

Sunday, November 1st, 2009
  • Hey, everybody. Let's all have a moment of silence for my beard. (It'll only be gone for a week, but still.) #
  • Fortunately, despite the anti-vaxers, people are still getting their flu shots: http://is.gd/4ARVt #
  • The best part of being in a show w/ Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band is that they insist on playing jazz jams between scenes. #
  • Bah! Freakonomics jerkwad is appearing in Cambridge, but I can't go tell him he's a jerkwad because it's opening night of my show. #
  • Wait, I have to rehearse and perform every night this week AND work my day job? Who's the idiot who thought that would be a good idea? #
  • The only solution is to find a monster octopus to fight it. Clearly. http://bit.ly/tncCM #
  • Good morning, Twitter! Today is a good day, I think, to imagine that there are spiders crawling on you. #
  • I twitted about Beasts of Burden on Saturday, so it's only fair to present you all with this 6-page preview of issue #2: http://is.gd/4CBpV #
  • Leather beetles ate the third piece of my Sam Browne belt. That's the only explanation for its sudden disappearance. #
  • The missing piece of my Sam Browne? It fell under my chair somehow. #
  • Fuck me, is it already almost 4? #
  • Man, fuck this fucking day so far. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Never use phrases that are insulting to dead fish, parakeets or puppies, as they are your primary audience. #
  • A neat fact about electronics is that any wire can be an antenna. A frustrating fact about electronics is that ANY wire can be an antenna. #
  • RT @spatch: We turned a light bar into a big AM radio antenna tonight. This would have been 1000x cooler if we had meant to do it. #
  • Alert! An important message from Somerville's Tom Champion concerning alien invasion: http://is.gd/4DVHM Visit http://bb1938.com for details #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Ape shall not kill ape. However, should ape kill ape, be sure to run the story above the fold. #
  • http://is.gd/4FVg8 -> http://is.gd/4FVg9 #
  • I've heard "Lieberman might be an idiot on foreign policy, but he does a lot of good things for Connecticut." Sure. http://is.gd/4FWmQ #
  • RT @glenngreenwald: Harry Reid on Joe Lieberman: "he is a good Democrat, votes with us on everything, except the war" – http://tr.im/Dhj0 #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you cannot find the source of a quote, make one up. Nobody's reading your story anyway. Get over yourself. #
  • Seconded! RT @porlob: Wow! That is an AWESOME Halloween costume: http://is.gd/4G08l #
  • RT @MKupperman: "I am getting too old for this ship."- The Ancient Mariner #
  • Rather than talk about that EPIC dress rehearsal, I'll just share this: RT @MKupperman: "Who let the dogs out?"- Sherlock Holmes #
  • RT @serafinowicz: There's a party in my pants! A political party. :( #
  • Every once in a while, out of the blue, I'll remember that Tragic Kingdom was a pretty damned good album. #
  • Reversing female genital mutilation: http://www.newsweek.com/id/218692 #
  • Reasons Valve Software is awesome #513: http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/ #
  • "Researchers Recreate Attack-Ant Chemical", because science is awesome. http://is.gd/4HryB #
  • T minus 50… (bb1938.com) #
  • T minus 10! #
  • SHOWTIME! #
  • Guys, we are rocking the SHIT out of this show. #bb1938 #wotw #
  • Martians just destroyed the Longfellow Bridge. Expect Red Line delays. #wotw #bb1938 #
  • Wow, we performed the FUCK out of that show. #bb1938 #wotw #
  • I want Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band to perform the score of every show I do from now on. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: The use of unnecessary quotation marks are referred to as "scare quotes" because they died… ten years ago today. #
  • Hey, so what's really up with the cheerleader who claims to have been disabled by the flu vaccine? http://is.gd/4Ican #
  • Oh, man. I'm totally doing an Atomic Robo costume for next Halloween. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Play up the dangers Halloween candy that has been tampered with. Parents need to be irrationally frightened, too. #
  • In which creationists are straight-up motherfucking liars: http://is.gd/4IvLE #
  • 440 is the number of butts in seats tonight. We broke 800 for the run in advance tickets alone. Holy shit. #bb1938 #wotw #
  • 440 people in the audience. SERIOUSLY. I still can't believe it. Fantastic show tonight. #
  • Happy Halloween! It's probably not too late for some of you to drop all of your other plans and come see my show! #bb1938 #wotw #
  • Oy vey, matinee. #
  • RT @serafinowicz: Most actual ghouls find Halloween highly offensive. #
  • The number of tickets we sold is OVER ONE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!! #wotw #bb1938 #
  • Somerville Mayor Curtatone just performed a cameo in our show as Maurice Tobin. Guest star win! #wotw #bb1938 #
  • Ain't no party like a Chowderhouse party, 'cause a Chowderhouse party don't stop. #bb1938 #wotw #
  • Just got back from the EPIC BB1938 cast party. There is no such thing as too much Rock Band. #
  • RT @mattfraction: how does the AMC website store not have a Joan Holloway-branded MAD MEN vase for sale? #

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Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-10-25

Sunday, October 25th, 2009
  • RT @angrytownhall: Shirtless fireman calendars = gay indoctrination. DO NOT BUY FOR XMAS. #
  • REMINDER: Boston Skeptics in the Pub is tomorrow night! Neil Marsh presents a special talk on the War of the Worlds: http://is.gd/4pxXk #
  • Pretty much: http://www.joshreads.com/images/09/10/i091018a3gpanel.jpg #
  • RT @serafinowicz: Camels think The Hunchback of Notre Dame is about a normal guy. #
  • Good morning, Twitter! Today is a good day, I think, to wear multiple layers of gloves until you cut off all circulation to your hands. #
  • Good morning, all! It's another beautiful day. Your attention, please. Here are two announcements. #
  • Ice cream is now on sale for your enjoyment. The flavour of the day is strawberry. Here is a warning. #
  • There is a possibility of light intermittent showers later in the day. Thank you for your attention. #
  • I wonder: Is there any particular reason that Mondays remind me of The Prisoner? #
  • This is a really neat idea. I approve! Too bad the BPD would blow it up if you put it in a geocache. #
  • I'm not in this ward, but I hope this Campano asshole chokes on a dick: http://is.gd/4rpd5 #
  • Guys, @bostonskeptics in the pub was hella rad. @liz730 is an awesome host. BE THERE next month. #
  • I really should start a restaurant that serves all the good #foodsic and #eatles dishes. #
  • Also on the list of things that piss me off: breed-specific legislation. http://is.gd/4rObr #
  • http://twitpic.com/m7lp2 — Be there or be disintegrated by Martian invaders! #
  • <insert Wilhelm scream here> #
  • RT @natalietran: Not going to lie. When people talk to me about star signs, I add a percent to their crazy. #
  • Today is going to make me wish I had been run over by a bus on my way in to work. #
  • Seriously, if you ask me to do something for you, it's not my fucking fault if you don't understand what you asked for. #
  • The Globe has five completely contradictory headlines about the Boston mayoral debate last night. #
  • Since some people are unclear. Vest: http://is.gd/4sIgj vs. Sweater vest: http://is.gd/4sIai (Note the air of douchebaggery.) #
  • The Mighty Mouse sucked. Will this be any better? (Hint: no.) http://www.apple.com/magicmouse/ #
  • http://is.gd/4sOwO — Well… this is… heartbreaking news. *sunglasses* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! #
  • I finally get my season flu vaccination tomorrow. Will be monitoring myself for signs of adult-onset ZOMGAUTISMS. #
  • I can has costume? #
  • Man, Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band (http://ensmb.com) is providing a KICKIN' soundtrack for the Big Broadcast: http://bb1938.com #
  • So anyway, science is awesome. RT @fortyseven: Absolutely amazing: http://is.gd/4tpum #
  • This article is supposedly about how awesome John Kerry is, but I think it's actually about Karzai being an asshole: http://is.gd/4u4xG #
  • But they're all-natural, right? So they should be good for you! http://is.gd/4u8UZ #
  • Next time someone tells me their computer is slow, I'm going to tell them to learn some fucking patience and close the ticket. #
  • Good morning, Twitter! Today is a good day, I think, to receive a flu vaccination or at least to visit flu.gov: http://is.gd/4uhcQ. #
  • Boston Phoenix defends racist hatemongering assholes: http://bit.ly/v2aYH #
  • Seriously, Harvard is a private institution. They can choose who to host or not host, because those choices reflect on them. #
  • The First Amendment protects us from the government. It doesn't require private institutions to give a platform for loudmouth assholes. #
  • Without further comment: http://is.gd/4uAbs #
  • RT @MKupperman: Now I am forbidden to remove my fortune from Nigeria. And that's where you all come in. #
  • My hairs! They've all been cut! But at least I've still got the beard. For now… #
  • RT @angrytownhall: "There is nothing to fear but health care for all citizens." -FDR #tcot #hc #p2 #hcr #
  • I don't want to go to work today. I'm reporting this as a vaccine injury and suing the government. #
  • RT @Dwayne236: I don't think a lot of people know that Earthworm Jim is on the iPhone. http://twitpic.com/mh1x9 #
  • Could this be how Dromaeosaurids used their killer claws? "[T]he birds … driv[e] their talons into the mammal's lungs." http://is.gd/4w35B #
  • ALL GLORY TO DIY HYPNOTOAD: http://bit.ly/2QstPr #
  • http://is.gd/4wkKr — Clearly another failure to frame communication properly. Call Moonkirshbet! #
  • So ends the only point to using Hulu. RT @feliciaday Hulu will start charging subscriptions in 2010? http://bit.ly/ITmis #
  • Note to self: sprinting between red lights on your bicycle is fun, but don't do it again until you refill your asthma meds. #
  • Frustration: I has it. #
  • I don't know how the WWII re-enactors can afford to buy all of this shit. #
  • RT @red5comics: #followfriday @Dr_Dinosaur <- trust us on this one. #
  • Hey, guys, @jjuliano is on a road trip and can't read Twitter! Now's the time to talk shit about him! in reply to jjuliano #
  • What I don't understand about this (http://is.gd/4xYjS) is why ostensible single-player games need a multiplayer component at all. #
  • More about how the Superfreakonomics guys are full of shit: http://is.gd/4y1Iy #
  • They really do think they should just be allowed to get away with anything. RT @fortyseven: http://bit.ly/19Ao23 #
  • Viva Chairman Meow! http://twitpic.com/moa1e #
  • RT @serafinowicz: Honey, I Shrank The Kids #oneletteroffmovies #
  • What. The. Frig? RT @Bethblog: spotted by one of our forum moderators…whoa
    http://bit.ly/xSxhO #
  • "Mister Sandman" as covered by @pomplamoose. Yes, it's awesome: http://bit.ly/eczVA #
  • Casa Blanka #oneletteroffmovies #streetfighterspinoffs #
  • RT @brubaker: Frank Miller's Sim City #oneletteroffmovies #
  • I feel like I should leave the house, but considering Tuesday is the only free night I have all next week, I don't wanna. #
  • RT @serafinowicz: Some girls like a FILM – F**k I'd Like to Mother #
  • The comic Beasts of Burden is amazing. #2 is one of the few horror stories to genuinely creep me out, and the subtlety is the chilling part. #
  • RT @bostonskeptics: New Video: Halloween BSitP, Martian Invasion! The Big Broadcast (and Panic) of 1938 with Neil Marsh. http://is.gd/4zSPr #
  • What he said: http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=28682 #
  • I will never, ever understand why New Englanders tolerate the miserable abomination that is candlepin 'bowling'. #
  • More great criticism of Superfreakonomics. RT @AmandaMarcotte: http://bit.ly/3yfVKE Thanks for this, Sady. #

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