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Unearthed Writing

Saturday, June 13th, 2009

I moved recently, and while packing my stuff I discovered a random short story fragment I had written while returning from an unsuccessful job interview years ago. I used to do a lot of this stuff, mainly when I got bored in class. Most of it got posted to my LiveJournal (which I’ve since disavowed, for personal reasons), just because, well… it was a place to put it. My short stories tend to fall into two categories: absurdism or purple prose. Or sometimes (ok, frequently) both.

Now I have a blog, which means I get to inflict my writing upon a slightly different audience. Enjoy:

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Tobasco da Gama and the Pillars of the Sky

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

The clouds were a flat gray, spreading across the sky like a ceiling. The buildings of the city became pillars, seemingly supporting some larger structure of which the earth around was merely one of many floors, the city but one room in it.

Tobasco da Gama knew now that the simile had more truth to it than any of the city’s inhabitants would care to know. He came from a time when the greatest cities of the world had buildings made of wood and brick, few of which over three stories. Only the churches reached higher, like lightning rods to attract the electric energy God’s holy spirit and disperse it amongst their parishioners. Now, the churches were overshadowed by buildings devoted to commerce — a commerce that he and his fellow explorers had helped to build –, or to homes for the inhabitants of the city.

After all that he had seen since being untethered from his time and set adrift on the seas of history, human and inhuman, he felt this was appropriate. He knew that the old churches of man were just as insignificant in their rituals as the buildings were next to the sky-scraping office towers. He knew that the world beyond the world dwarfed those towers just as the towers dwarfed the steeples of the churches.

It was a difficult thing for a man who had dedicated his life half to amassing the profits of the world and half to spreading the word of God and of His Holiness, the Bishop of Rome, to admit. But admit it he must.

For the towers of the city had not provided him his first glimpse of pillars that held up the sky. He had seen the pillars on the outside, in the void, the Mists of Time, the place where the damnable Dragon of Time lived, the same creature who had torn him from his moorings in normal time and left him thus becalmed, waiting for the next current or wind to take him to ports unknown. In that place, there was no horizon in any direction, just a roiling chaos that defied human understand, a writhing nothing like the shapes one sees when there is no light to carry images to the eyes. But then, one day, after the currents in this Mists had flung him to some unknown time and place in the universe of physical things only to once again pull him back, as if he were nothing more than driftwood floating on the tides, he had seen the Pillars.

The Pillars contained within them the same chaotic nothing that formed the background everywhere within the Mists of Time, but nonetheless they had a clear definition, the pattern of the chaos subtly different within and without them. Tobasco could see no beginning or end to them. They simply extended into the infinity of the Mists. As he drifted, the Pillars barely moved in his vision, as though immensely far away, which meant they must also have been immeasurably huge.

That thought brought him little peace when he saw something moving between the Pillars. The Thing held no fixed shape, but it was different from the other chaos he saw in that place. It moved with intention. It was, in some sense of the word that no mortal man could possibly hope to understand, alive.

Tobasco da Gama then felt something he had felt only a few times before: fear. Because he understood that the Thing was looking back at him, into him, through him, and that it now began to approach, with almost incomprehensible malice. It was coming for him. It would devour him.

Just then, in that moment of realisation, he suddenly felt the tug of the currents in the Mists pull him out and back into the physical world. It was then that he found himself in the midst of the city, pondering a different set of pillars in the sky.

He then had a second realisation that felt like the removal of a heavy burden or the first draught of fresh air a man breathes after nearly being suffocated by smoke.

If the Thing moved with intention, then it followed rules. It was bound by them as surely as he was now bound to the earth by its gravity. The rules might be forever beyond his understanding, the limits out of his reach. But the Thing had limits. The Dragon of Time must have them, too.

They could be fought.

Wednesday Lyrics, Zombie Edition: “Re: Your Brains” by Jonathan Coulton

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

I was planning to do some Keren Ann lyrics today, but what with the zombie apocalypse… Well, the choice was clear. Jonathan Coulton’s “Re: Your Brains”.

As for my situation, I’ve only made it as far as Newton so far. Didn’t have to use the rope dart. I just made a break for it and kept moving. Saw a few zombies around, but… Well, I just let them go. Look, I’m not proud, but I’m just one guy, and I’m not exactly armed to the teeth here.

I did get to use the rope to scale a fence, though. There are some pretty impressive mansion-style homes out in Newton, which was along my general route of escape. I tried Cambridge St. and Brighton Center, but it was getting just as bad as Comm. Ave. There was no way I was getting across unscathed, and given what happened to Zahnnie it seems like it doesn’t take much to get turned. I wasn’t going to risk it.

So I got stuck in Newton. Used the rope dart as a grappling hook to get over the wall of one of the places. Didn’t seem like anybody was home, but for all I know they’re home and just not breathing. As in shambling, hungry for human flesh, etc. Not risking it. So I scaled their garage, which was separate from the main house. The fences around the grounds will probably discourage most of the riff-raff. I hope, anyway. We’ll see. I haven’t been able to hook up with anybody else, so I’ve got nobody to watch my back.

Won’t be surprised if I wake up undead, frankly.

Anyway, here’s the song lyrics:

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Chaos Descends

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

When I left the coffee shop, things were still pretty quiet. I knew it was too good to last.

I stopped at a hardware shop on the way back. The owner had heard of the outbreak and was giving away supplies for free, bless him. Most of the obvious stuff was gone already, the shovels, hoes, and most of the lumber. So I took rope. Rope and some D-rings. I figure if worst comes to worst, I can take to the roofs. Better than being stuck at ground level.

I also grabbed the heftiest, sharpest trowel I could find. Better than nothing. It also had a nice loop on it for hanging on a tool board. I’m thinking rope dart. I’m no Jet Li, but I’ve had a little practice with one. Useless in a crowd, naturally, but what isn’t? A Gatling gun, maybe. Wish I had one of those.

When I left the store, I saw my first zombie. He was on his way in. One of the other patrons took him out with a shovel. There weren’t any others on my way back home, so I don’t know where that one came from.

My roommates are all gone. Don’t know where they are. I’ve locked up the apartment for now, but this won’t work long term. I’m a block from a hospital, and somebody dropped a friggin’ evacuation route right past my front door. It’s clogged already, bumper-to-bumper but still moving slowly. When the shit hits the fan, it’ll be nothing but a chow line.

JESUS! Speaking of chow lines, somebody just drove full-speed into one of the Green Line trains being used to speed the evacuation. Nobody else is getting by this way for a while.

Worse still, from what I heard anybody who dies rises again. No matter what killed ‘em, whether it was a zombie bite or not. This is it, I’ve got to move. I’ve got a siege plan for this place, but I was counting on the hordes slowly moving out from the city. I wasn’t planning on being at ground zero, and I’ve got no time to convince the neighbours to help me barricade the stairs and the front entrance, never mind convincing them to abandon the first floor. On the other hand, the accident is going to make an opening for me to get out and head toward the northwest. There are a couple of other evacuation routes I’ll need to cross, but if I can head that way maybe I get at least a little breathing room.

Any of my friends who are still in the city, call me. We need to meet up. Strength in numbers.

Now I’ve gotta finish my packing and move out before I get trapped here at the epicenter.

Calm Before the Storm

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

One of my LJ friends is blogging about some weird stuff going down in Texas. It’s making me a little nervous, but the outbreak doesn’t seem to have reached here yet. Sitting in the coffee shop, actually, I don’t see any signs of panic.

Maybe nobody’s heard. I guess it’s not in the media yet. Will it ever be? Will it be soon enough to warn people? Will blogs be the only record of the last days of our civilisation?

I guess my thing for military surplus clothing is going to come in handy now. Half my wardrobe is rip-stop. I don’t have a lot of camoflague, but I don’t think it matters to zombies anyway.

The big problem is going to be weapons. I’ve got… a Leatherman. Yeah, real big help against the hordes of shambling undead. Maybe if I look, I can find something heavy. The best would be a metal pole of some kind. I used to have this broken street sign, length of aluminum about six feet long, that I’d swing around in the yard at home. That practice is gonna come in handy, I suppose, if I could find something to swing. Something solid, something heavy. Something to put some distance between me and the zombie bastards.

Jesus! Out the window… Was that person a shambling corpse or just really old? It’s so hard to tell. I’d better get home and pack some supplies. And grab the power cord for my laptop of course. There’s no way in Hell I’m going through the apocalypse without internet access.

Logan, Hajime Prologue: The Lost

Monday, May 28th, 2007

This story describes the aftermath of the film Tale of Logan: Winning Style II by Sean Terry and acts as a prologue for its forthcoming sequel. And no, you’re not crazy for not knowing what I’m talking about. Hopefully, the narrative stands well enough on its own.

The group of young Japanese men have just finished a meal and moved on to doing sake bombs. The look of forlorn resignation that the sushi shop’s owner wears as he surveys the swath of destruction the men have cut across his shop, his pride, indicates that he knows the men will not pay — and knows he can do nothing about that. More than anything, he wishes they would get bored and leave him alone to reorder the chaos in time for opening the next afternoon.

Four more sake bombs later, the men finally leave. The shop owner bows in humbly and thanks them for their business. The men did not pay, but he weeps for joy. They let him keep his fingers. This time.

The men file out into the dingy, littered, neon-painted streets of downtown Honolulu, after hours, after the tourists have retreated to the safety of their hotels. Except for the ones with something other than white sand beaches, Don Ho, and drinks with umbrellas on their minds.

But even they were off the streets by now, leaving only the young men, the occasional police cruiser just for show, and the people who have neither hotels nor homes to hide from the night in. And one other.

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Tobasco da Gama in “Tiny Town”

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

The Sun rose like a drunk after a long night of trying to forget something. It peeked tentatively over the hills, decided today was probably not worth the effort, certainly not before noon, drew a blanket of clouds over itself, then turned over and went back to bed.

Tobasco did not have the luxury of sleeping in. Not today. There were things to be done. Things like getting out of this damned town, the faster the better.

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Tobasco da Gama in “Time Paradox”, Part II

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

[Read Part I!]

Tobasco remained. His ship remained. The terrifying void remained. His crew was gone.

“They,” said a voice that Tobasco, in his current state, confused and off balance, at first could not be sure was not his own, “were not worthy. The Mists of Time are a stern judge and a harsh one. This may seem cruel to you now, but soon you will understand the mercy behind it.”

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Tobasco da Gama in “Time Paradox”, Part I

Monday, January 29th, 2007

If Tobasco felt fear now, his posture did not show it. He stood fixed, as if his mind had left his body to explore the horizon. Only there was no horizon here. Where the horizon should be, at the point where the heavens were cut from the sea, there was no sharp division separating the realms; there was only blackness, an inky dark that seemed to swirl and shimmer at the edges, at once illusory and horrifyingly real.

A less experienced sailor might pass it off as a freak storm, but Tobasco had been educated at the finest nautical academies of Coimbra and the rest of Europe. What the academies did not teach him, he had learned first hand in his many travels. This was not a storm, at least not a storm of earth. All the world’s finest learning did not theorise a storm such as this, not even in the maddest fancy of the mercury-addled brains of the half-scholar, half-mage alchemists.

“Maintain course.”

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Tobasco da Gama and the Zombies of Death

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

[Ed: This should be a refreshing change from all the Serious Stuff. And, for those keeping score at home, that indeed is a Clash reference in the title.]

Tobasco da Gama advanced carefully with his sabre drawn. Taking a deep breath to steel his nerves, he rounded the corner to face a dozen lurching monsters, still animated and powerful and hungry even as the rotting flesh sloughed off their bones.

This could be Trouble.

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