Tobasco’s Twits of the Week for 2009-08-02
- Yao Ming! http://bit.ly/69bhs #
- http://bit.ly/PLoYP
– Studies Show Alternative Medicine Ineffective # - Seriously, I'm loving The Onion's Chinese takeover thing: http://bit.ly/isY9l #
- Just sneak-attacked a T. rex with a flaming arrow. #
- Seriously, rolling 7 dice on a damage roll is so fucking awesome. #
- Yay, critical hit! #
- Guys, we just killed a fucking dinosaur. Awesome. #
- On a non-D&D note, what @amandamarcotte said: http://bit.ly/19exBs #
- RT @fortyseven: You DO care about AT&T vs. /b/. And here is where you will find out more: http://bit.ly/SM7vp #
- Whenever I hear "leverage" in the biztard sense, I still always picture a dude with a crowbar lifting a crate. #
- I kinda want to slap the guy on this conf call who just asked if we'll be implementing ITIL. #
- I researched ITIL at my last job, and as far as I can tell it's just a bunch of flowcharts that don't mean shit, like every biztard fad. #
- ITIL -> http://bit.ly/aLUBr #
- Some users just need to be shot, for the good of the human species. #
- Journalists Worry Machines May Outsmart Them; Cherry-Pick Quotes To Fit Story: http://bit.ly/mPmsE #
- Actually, I take that last tweet back. They're accurately quoting an utter nutjob who happens to have a PhD. #
- “Technologists are replacing religion, and their ideas are resonating in some ways with the same idea of the Rapture.” — Dr. Fuckingidiot #
- Hey, guys, I'm not sure that working on Maggie's Farm optimally leverages our resource synergies on a go-forward basis. #biztardsonglyrics #
- If America went to the Moon, how is it there are still PYGMIES+DWARFS??? #
- HELL IN THE PACIFIC is on the tv right now. Toshiro Mifune is such a badass. #
- It's official. RT @jjuliano: @tobascodagama OMG LOOK AT HIS NICKNAME… JUST LOOK! http://is.gd/1PMFi #guitarwolf #
- "[Toshiro Mifune] got his start in the movies when he blundered into an audition by mistake and flew into a rage." #
- "[ToshiroMifune] was considered for Mr Miyagi in The Karate Kid, but after the reading the producers felt that he acted the part too scary." #
- I'm too much in awe of how awesome Toshiro Mifune actually is to make up fake facts about him. #
- Guitar Wolf crossover stories I must write: Toshiro "The Wolf" Mifune. Parappa the Rapper. Wolf Blitzer? #guitarwolf #
- An American Guitar Wolf in London #guitarwolf #
- RT @antiheroine: What if Greedo really shot first? http://bit.ly/QYYdY #
- BIRTHER LAWL: http://bit.ly/Lh7Fs #
- Good advice: http://io9.com/photogallery/cabininthewoodsposters/1009991949 #
- This is not even remotely suspicious: http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/boa/1293428467.html #
- Papers please. #
- I don't care what anyone says, Blood Sweat & Tears are awesome. #
- Ok, wow. The new Prisoner is deviating a lot from the original, but it looks frickin' awesome nonetheless: http://is.gd/1ROmP #
- Also, Ian McKellan's Number 2 outfit is eerily similar to (though not exactly like) what I wore on Saturday at TAM. Cool. #
- WHAT DID YOUR FATHER TEACH YOU WHAT DID YOUR FATHER TEACH YOU WHAT DID YOUR FATHER TEACH YOU WHAT DID YOUR FATHER TEACH YOU #
- Don't you fear the yetis in Rio? #
- Another month, another Guitar Wolf album downloaded from eMusic. #guitarwolf #
- "Kung Fu Ramone Culmination Tactic". Great song title or GREATEST song title? #guitarwolf #
- Seriously, not even "Midnight Violence Rock'n Roll" is more awesome than that. Although it's pretty awesome. #guitarwolf #
- MADNESS! RT @the_fbomb: "The Secret" for teens up at http://thefbomb.org. Don't forget to send in poll questions for a free mini fridge! #
- OH NOES! Someone anonymously called me a douche on twitter! PARDON ME WHILE I SUICIDE TO ESCAPE THIS HORRIBLE SOUL-CRUSHING DESPAIR. #
- Fred Clark on Birthers and the death of newspaper journalism: http://is.gd/1Tc6x #
- WSJ asks: "Does health insurance make you fat?" No. No, it doesn't, you fucking morons. #
- The WSJ publishes that bullshit, newspapers lie about a study to blame women for rape, and Mooney thinks SCIENTISTS are the problem? #
- I approve of this. RT @theisb: WOMAN OF A.C.T.I.O.N.: CHAPTER ONE is now live at the Action Age!! http://www.actionagecomics.com/?p=221 #
- BEACH WIN: http://bit.ly/e5y2r #
- I really need to finish the holster/belt I was making for my steampunk outfit. #
- I don't usually pass these along, but Lou Dobbs is a racist hatemonger as bad as Bill O'Reilly, and he must be stopped: http://is.gd/1UrXY #
- Out of random curiosity and boredom, I'm looking at umbrellas on Amazon. They're actually broken down into gendered categories. #
- According to Wikipedia: "Kersey's Dictionary (1708) describes an umbrella as a 'screen commonly used by women to keep off rain.'" #
- OMG! This is almost too cute to eat. Almost. RT @AmandaMarcotte: http://twurl.nl/t0ym46 Make your own panda bread! #
- Wikipedia on distinguishing basking sharks from great whites: "There are also several behavioural differences between the two." #
- I knew Kristin Chenoweth (Olive Snook) was awesome, but I didn't know she was THIS awesome: http://bit.ly/HDyA7 #
- Further Kristin Chenoweth awesomeness: http://is.gd/1UZ67 #
- I almost always get Petula Clark stuck in my head when I go to Downtown Crossing. #
- Plots within plots. Mwahaha! #
- Random question: What's a good free blog host? Typepad? Blogger? I ask for NO PARTICULAR REASON AT ALL. #
- This fake trailer for 2012 is so f'in groovy: http://bit.ly/cyop1 #
- http://bit.ly/5eYUz
— Via @dcturner. # - Time to disband the police: http://bit.ly/kNh9h #
- Hey, NASA, try offering streaming video in formats other than ASX. Or direct links for those of us who prefer not to watch in a browser. #
- Anyway, the Shuttle may be nigh-useless as an instrument of science and exploration, but it IS very pretty. #
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTC_Hero — Ceci n'est pas une iPhone. #
- Also, it turns out that Francis Collins is even more of a vapid idiot than I thought. WATERFALL, THEREFORE GOD, BITCHES: http://is.gd/1Wbdz #
- By all appearances, I just got shafted on my paycheck. Over and above than the sneaky-ass hidden pay-cut we all received this month, I mean. #
- No, I actually didn't get screwed on this paycheck, I was just confused by some weird shuffling dickery they did on my previous one. #
- http://is.gd/1WzJN — Seriously, though. Fire all the cops. Or at least take Tasers out of the hands of those violent psychopaths. #
- Pwwwwwwwwwwnt. RT @fortyseven: Oh snap. The FCC gets all up in Apple and AT&T's grill over their bullshit – http://is.gd/1WOqA #
- Is Superman a Muslim? It would be irresponsible not to speculate! http://bit.ly/4FF3Ac #
- All I want from life is a personal zeppelin I can live in. Is that so much to ask? #
- Going all in on the sailing thing. Full year membership. I bloody well hope I like it! #
- Capsized the boat on my first try to get in. #
- After that first fall, I did ok. Rigged, furled, and derigged a boat all by myself! #
- Hey, guys, I have an idea! Let's twist again. You know, like we did last summer? #
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